Bryan, to Marcy: "You're more fun than cardboard."
"It couldn't even read! And it was a SPECIAL car!" - Marcy, RE: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Bryan, playing video games: "We're getting our asses handed to us on a plate. On a platter. On a royal platter! On a silver platter!"
Bryan: "Now, do you suppose all those ships are on a slave circuit? Because they wouldn't all be able to go into hyperspace at the same time like that."
Marcy: "I'm trying to decide who's the bigger dork; you for asking that question, or me for understanding it."
"That place always smelled like poop, halitosis, and salisbury steak." - Marcy RE: Nursing Home
Marcy: "I will kick'em in the nuts."
Bryan: "What if they're all girls?"
Marcy: "Then I'll kick'em in the she-nuts."
Bryan: "Where are their she-nuts?
Marcy: "If you're a she you know where your nuts is."
Marcy: "Get the quote book ready - cuz I'm a drunkin'!"
Bryan, to Marcy: "Are you fresh off the cute truck?"
"Holy crap! C3PO answered the phone!!!" - Bryan, on the phone with the Boston Museum of Science
Marcy, to Bryan: "Why you gotta be a poop and stink like that?"
Bryan, after he sneezes: "Aough! Gross! What is that - chicken?"
Marcy: "Wouldn't you just love to, like, hear the elves of Lothlorien throw down the shizzle?"
Bryan: "WOW! That was manly! That burp had hair on it!"
Marcy: "I got caught in a downpour and now I'm drenched!
Bryan: "Is my grill okay?"
Marcy, to Bryan: "Pull up your pants while you make dinner." (pause) "You know, I shouldn't have to tell you that."
Bryan: "Guinness does everything! It does my math homework for me!"
Marcy, to Bryan: "Oh God! Your breath smells DEAD! It smells like poop cheese!"
Bryan: "We're just two geeks trying to make our way in the world."