Ok, ready, go.
MARCY: "Bryan, what are you thinking about right now?"
BRYAN: "If they put your name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, what would you want your star to say?"
MARCY: "Human Muppet."
MARCY: "3DO or Sega Genesis?
BRYAN: "Super Nintendo."
BRYAN: "Will you pass me a chocolate?"
MARCY: "They're behind you."
MARCY: "Ask me another one."
BRYAN: "OK. Did Han shoot first?"
MARCY: "F@&K Yeah! Stupid George Lucas."
MARCY: "What does the name 'Todd' make you think of."
BRYAN: ""Todd? Uh, a WASP with a sweater folded over his shoulders and a yellow tie and a blue shirt."
MARCY: "Oh. I was thinking The Simpsons."
BRYAN: "What's a henweigh?"
MARCY: "Uh, about 3 pounds. Duh."
MARCY: "What's the square root of awesome?"
BRYAN: "Chuck Norris."
BRYAN: "How many sweaters did Bill Cosby own?"
MARCY: "A quarter of a million. But he gave a few to Todd. To go folded over his shoulders."
MARCY: "Which would you rather be forced to eat, raisins, or mayonnaise gone bad?"
BRYAN: "Raisins, but I still think they look like rabbit poop."
BRYAN: "Who would win in a battle royal - Care Bears vs. Gummi Bears?"
MARCY: "The Gummi Bears would suck down their super juice and trounce the freaking Care Bears, Duke Igthorn or no Duke Igthorn."
MARCY: "If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be and what song would you master?"
BRYAN: "It would be an acoustic guitar, and the only song I would ever need to know would be Pinball Wizard."
MARCY: "No Zeppelin? Denied!"
BRYAN: "What's a ninja's greatest weakness?"
MARCY: "Silent but deadly farts."
MARCY: "Would you rather have extra fingers, or a tail?"
BRYAN: "Would it be a prehensile tail?"
MARCY: "It would just be a tail."
BRYAN: "So I couldn't swing from trees?"
MARCY: "You could still swing from trees, you'd just have to use your arms."
BRYAN: "That's no fun, I can do that now."
MARCY: "So which would you rathe have?'
BRYAN: "Um, I would rather have ... so how many extra fingers?"
MARCY: "I didn't specify."
BRYAN: "Well, you gotta."
MARCY: "No, you can specify."
BRYAN: "Hmm. I would go with ten extra fingers, as long as they are connected to two extra arms. So I would have four arms. And people would call me Insectus."
MARCY: "You're a weird dude. Get your finger out of your nose."
BRYAN: "It's not! It's on my moustache!"
MARCY: "Ok, ask me a question now."
BRYAN: "Did I already ask you about the ninjas?"
BRYAN: "Oh, okay. Um ... Should we colonize the moon?"
MARCY: "No, I think we should colonize Titan or Europa instead. We'll need them when the Sun goes red dwarf."
BRYAN: "What's your super power? Not what would it be, but what is it right now."
MARCY: "I make kick ass gorgonzola topped steak."
MARCY: "What's the best meal you've ever eaten?"
BRYAN: "Um, I think that was a couple years back when we went to Tastings in Rochester, and I had truffle-infused mac and cheese and a cut of filet mingon that must have been from God's personal cow."
BRYAN: "If you were an action heroine, what would be the name of your movie series?"
MARCY: "Kara Bruise: Klutz of Destruction."
MARCY: "If you had to choose between making out with Bea Arthur AND Flava Flave, or having your jaw wired shut for twenty years, which would you choose?"
BRYAN: "Aw man! At the same time?"
BRYAN: "Eeeeew! How long do I have to kiss them?"
MARCY: "You have to make out with them!"
BRYAN: "Ok, I'd make out with them. But only because with my jaw wired shut I can't eat chicken wings."
BRYAN: "Would you rather tightrope walk across the grand canyon, or have to ride the bike machine at the gym with Richard Simmons?"
MARCY: "Do I get to use my iPod?"
MARCY: "Can I eat lots of garlic first?"
MARCY: "Biking with Richard Simmons. Hey, that was question #20."
BRYAN: "YAY. This has been the longest 20 questions ever. But I feel closer to my wife now."
MARCY: "And Bea Arthur."
BRYAN: "And Todd."