Let's see ... It's Halloween weekend, and we've found ourselves in a quandary. We're moving, and pretty much everything we own is in boxes. We had planned on moving this weekend but circumstances have pushed it back a few days. Now some friends have decided to go out, and have asked us to come with. Our collection of costumes is packed away, but we're not about to be left out on the best holiday of the year. What's a couple of Guinness-loving Irish folk to do? Of course! Raid what's left in the closets, find some green hairspray and glitter at the drug store, and seek out some fine porters.